Mr. All-American. . .
College-bound, perfect Christian family
Perfect blonde girlfriend.
Working with Aaron--a pain in the ass!
Red Bull --
Also a fair redhead . . .
Sings, “Fuck the propane!” to “Rock the Casbah”
We just loathe propane
“Hey, Sparky, can you believe it's ten days until I'm a dad?”
“Are you ready?” I'm fifty cents over on the Nova.
“Oh, yeah. This kid's going to be so spoiled.”
I place a free hand on my belly--
I am late . . .
Jennifer Crystal Berubee