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There's Aaron—

Mr. All-American. . .

College-bound, perfect Christian family

Perfect blonde girlfriend.

Working with Aaron--a pain in the ass!

 

Red Bull --

Also a fair redhead . . .

Sings, “Fuck the propane!” to “Rock the Casbah”

We just loathe propane

“Hey, Sparky, can you believe it's ten days until I'm a dad?”

“Are you ready?” I'm fifty cents over on the Nova.

“Oh, yeah. This kid's going to be so spoiled.”

I place a free hand on my belly--

I am late . . .

 

Jennifer Crystal Berubee