Monkey Business on Main Street
“Primates”, “Morons”, and
“Hillbillies”—these were just some of the colorful endearments journalist H.L
Mencken showered on the citizens of Dayton, Tennessee while serving as America’s eyes and ears in this small town during the legendary
Scopes Monkey Trial. Yet, despite these
disparaging labels, there is one thing nobody ,
including Mencken, could deny: the people of Dayton were not just savvy business people; they were decades
ahead of their time. They did not need the O.J. Simpson trial to know that one
sure fire way to bring people into town and boost their sagging economy was to
host “The Trial of the Century”.
The
plot was hatched by a group of Dayton’s leading businessmen while sitting around a table at
Robinson’s drugstore, the social center of town. The ACLU had been buying ads
in newspapers across the state trying to recruit a teacher to challenge the
Butler Act, a new law forbidding anyone to teach “any theory that denies the
story of the Divine Creation of man as taught in the Bible.” Anyone found
guilty of teaching that man was descended from “a lower order of animal” would
be fined $100.00. In truth, the law was merely symbolic since every textbook in
the state already addressed Darwin’s theory, but these town elders saw an
opportunity to garner some much needed national publicity by arresting one of
their teachers for violating this Act and then reaping the financial rewards of
the media circus that would surely descend on the town once the trial began.
The only problem: who to arrest?
John
Scopes, they decided, was the perfect candidate. He was a biology teacher at
the local high school and an amiable character who might be willing to help the
town out. Quickly, they summoned him to the drugstore, cutting short his game
of tennis, and proposed their plan. Although he could not recall teaching
evolution, he decided to go along with the scheme. Not only did he believe in Darwin’s theory, but, more importantly, one of the businessmen at
the table was the president of the school board, and Scopes wanted to do his
boss a favor.
The
scheme, of course, worked. Dayton’s hotels were soon spilling over with reporters from all
over the world, and, as a bonus, the controversy attracted two celebrity
lawyers as well. Two time Democratic presidential nominee and staunch
anti-evolutionist William Jennings Bryan charged into town to lead the
prosecution followed shortly after by famed Chicago attorney Clarence Darrow who had volunteered to argue the
defense. Although colleagues at one time, a chasm had formed between the two as Bryan’s religious beliefs—most notably that the theory of
evolution was responsible for all the wrongs in the modern world—trumped his
progressive political ideas. Darrow had been looking for an opportunity to
publicly challenge Bryan, and Dayton’s courthouse seemed the perfect venue.
The
trial ironically came to a climax on the seventh day when Darrow, forbidden by
the judge to call expert testimony from scientists in support of evolution,
took the unorthodox step of calling Bryan to the stand as an expert on the Bible. If he couldn’t
prove evolution, he would force Bryan to admit that his overly literal reading of the book of
Genesis was absurd. Questions about the likelihood that the earth was really
created in seven days or that the female sex was truly fashioned from Adam ’s rib escalated into a furious argument that
culminated with a logically trapped Bryan pounding his fist on the stand,
exclaiming, “I am simply trying to protect the word of God against the greatest
atheist or agnostic in the United States!” Despite his abysmal performance,
however, Bryan won the case, but not without a cost. Five days later,
after enduring thousands of ridiculing words in the world press and eating an
enormous dinner, he died in his sleep.
In
the end, all was for naught for both the town of Dayton and the anti-evolution movement. After the trial, the
Tennessee Supreme Court overturned the Butler Act, and, for all its effort, Dayton was left no more economically prosperous than it was
before—except, of course, for a courthouse now considered an historical
landmark.
Dan Tarker